World Views

I went to the library the other day and borrowed a book.


Here's a picture of the first page of the prologue. Andrew, perhaps you would like to read it?


I know that your close mindedness over not reading this series is really a front for your jealousy.


Jealousy that my enlightened world view allows for flying lizards that are not dragons, and yours doesn't


BTW, I finished it already, and it was great.

Gushers

My first blog post is a story of deceit.

I found a package in my mail today.



It's from my friend Andrew!


I open it to find....Gushers! Andrew knows how much I love gushers, he's such a good friend!


Where are the gushers?!






What you should know about my friend Andrew is that he is a Jerk.


He ate the gushers, refilled the box with paper and pictures of himself enjoying the gushers, then glued the box shut and mailed it to me. I really don't have anything more to comment on this.