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Gushers
My first blog post is a story of deceit.I found a package in my mail today.It's from my friend Andrew!I open it to find....Gushers! Andrew knows how much I love gushers, he's such a good friend!Where are the gushers?!What you should know about my friend Andrew is that he is a Jerk.He ate the gushers, refilled the box with paper and pictures of himself enjoying the gushers, then glued the box shut and mailed it to me. I really don't have anything more to comment on this.
I begged him not to- or at least to send you real gushers :(
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be my new wallpaper.
ReplyDeleteI keep looking at the picture on the left. If Andrew's face was purple, he would look just like Count on Sesame Street. 1 Gusher in my mouth, 2 Gushers in my mouth... ah, ah, ah.
ReplyDeleteSam & I are now off to the grocery store to satisfy our Gusher craving.
So majorly owned!
ReplyDeleteHot damn. Until now, I thought it was bad when Andrew put me on some Libertarian mailing list...
ReplyDeletePUT UP A NEW BLOG POST!
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